Ron: Flip light switch, revealing the light to just be turned off, not burnt out.

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Ron Popeil reveals himself.

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He is more hideous in person than you could ever imagine.

Jacks: Initiate epic confrontation with Ron Popeil, which will probably involve something generic, like a robot or lava or something.

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You would, but it seems the light bulb on Ron’s side of the room is burnt out.

It looks like you’ll have to go on a quest to obtain a bulb from the nearby department store before beginning the battle.


> Ron: Flip light switch, revealing the light to just be turned off, not burnt out.

AN: Level up for defeating wall.

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ALPHA NOIR GAINED A LEVEL!

SALMONELLA: +1
JACK PILE RANK: LIEUTENANT COLONEL

ALPHA NOIR ACCRUES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.


> Jacks: Initiate epic confrontation with Ron Popeil, which will probably involve something generic, like a robot or lava or something.

Jacks: Go through newly created door.

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You come through the hole in the wall to find…

Can it be?

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IT IS!

You just knew constantly screwing around and not even trying to accomplish your objective would pay off.


> AN: Level up for defeating wall.

Next.
AN: Beat up BN.

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You channel the powers of HULK HOGAN. You are ready to begin a Wrestlemania match.

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> Next.

AN: Clean yourself up with the ERASER.

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Alright. Thank god you had your eyes closed when you got spay-painted. You’d never let anything happen to your eyes.

You think you’ll go beat up BN the old fashioned way.


> AN : Beat up BN.

AN: Grab a paint tool and attempt to avenge your brutally yellowed face and back.

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You grab the BUCKET TOOL and plan to pour it over BN.

But you predictably trip and spill it all over yourself.


> AN: Clean yourself up with the ERASER.

BN: Spray his face and make a break for it.

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You hightail it faster than some phrase they say in the South.

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You meet up with SS and UN. It seems SS has just finished up a SELF-PORTRAIT.


> AN: Grab a paint tool and attempt to avenge your brutally yellowed face and back.

Next.

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This unsurprisingly leads to you getting SMACKED IN THE FACE.


> BN: Spray his face and make a break for it.