It will be back soon. I’m not gonna leave it hanging forever. I’ve just been busy doing other things.
Ron Popeil reveals himself.
He is more hideous in person than you could ever imagine.
You would, but it seems the light bulb on Ron’s side of the room is burnt out.
It looks like you’ll have to go on a quest to obtain a bulb from the nearby department store before beginning the battle.
ALPHA NOIR GAINED A LEVEL!
JACK PILE RANK: LIEUTENANT COLONEL
ALPHA NOIR ACCRUES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
You come through the hole in the wall to find…
Can it be?
You just knew constantly screwing around and not even trying to accomplish your objective would pay off.
You channel the powers of HULK HOGAN. You are ready to begin a Wrestlemania match.
Alright. Thank god you had your eyes closed when you got spay-painted. You’d never let anything happen to your eyes.
You think you’ll go beat up BN the old fashioned way.
You grab the BUCKET TOOL and plan to pour it over BN.
But you predictably trip and spill it all over yourself.
You hightail it faster than some phrase they say in the South.
You meet up with SS and UN. It seems SS has just finished up a SELF-PORTRAIT.