Paint a mural dedicated to a huge bitch.
Alright.
Meet Ms. Paint; attempt to flirt.
Hello, MS Paint, that’s a sexy toolbar you got there…
The toolbar remains uninterested in your advances.
UN: Examine color swatches.
Oh my god, you could use other colors? Now you feel downright silly wearing completely pink clothes.
Everyone: Go to paint room.
You all exit the miniature golf course and enter the PAINT ROOM.
Hmm… What an odd place.
Wonder where UN went.
Oh yeah, where did that guy scamper off to?
Oh there he is. It seems he went to the nearby paint room to try to fix his color scheme.
It appears all it had was pink.
UN: Realize that your sprite was colored incorrectly.
Ah yes, this is because you got a barbecue sauce stain on the bottom of your shirt before this adventure started, and decided to use some paint to hide it.
You are kind of weird sometimes.
AN: Status update.
While looking for Ron’s office, you’ve somehow stumbled into the building’s INDOOR MINIATURE GOLF COURSE.
PSSS: FIRE!
Okay, that’s the last RPG you get from North Korea.
> PSSS: Think of a way to get North Korea to declare war on you so China won’t get involved.
